I forgot. I’m delicious.

My mother’s capybara bit me tonight. This is the third time he’s bitten me and it’s definitely the worst. I ran down the hallway to get away from him, but in my panic I couldn’t open the door fast enough and he bit me on the bum. There was lettuce and blood everywhere. The lettuce was for my guinea pig, Neptune. It’s his favorite.

After a bit of screaming Carl came rushing to see what had happened. “Are you ok?” he asked. I said I didn’t know. Turns out that bastard rodent bit out a square inch of flesh. It was still hanging on so we sort of pushed it back in and put some butterfly bandages on it. Awesome. I thought about taking a picture, but those things are never very flattering.

Caplin and Neptune

Caplin eating my arm

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